Passwords, Passwords, I can't remember my Passwords

Lamentations and Salutations,

Don't you hate it when you can't remember your password for a particular account? Silly me, I have too many to keep up with, and I'm not about to write them down for just anyone to find it. It's such a hassle to change your password, too. I have to pretend I forgot my password so that I can reset it. Then, I have to type in those warped, squiggly letters that hurt your eyes when you try to decipher what they are, especially when they morph into each other! (Reminds me of trying to text after I've had a beer.)

Anyway, that's my rant for today.